Memorial Day in America

Keyword Analysis

Here's a list of the words that folks Googled that recently lead them to Details Are Sketchy. I'm not sure what it says about my blog...but, hell...what does it say about the folks doing the searching? I feel sorry that they ended up here where there is precious little information pertinent to anything. I hope they found what they were looking for in the end. But, what the hay...mine as well use these poor lost souls searches for our own amusement.

Most of y'all already know what nonsense to expect when you come for a visit. Here's some folks that obviously didn't. But, they say seek and ye shall find. I don't know about that...here's a list of the words searched, I've linked it to the post they got in return just in case you are curious.

• sooie deliverance: I'm pretty sure that this person was searching for a certain scene from a certain movie. Sorry, no homosexual hillbilly rape here...yet.
  

• details are sketchy verily: Well, it looks like at least someone knew what they were getting. One of y'all must have lost your link.
  

• bubba hog woo pig: Razorback fan
  

• who's wayne: Now, that's just weird.
  

• gully park fayetteville ar: I hope they enjoyed the pretty picture. I bet they were looking for the concerts, though. It's that time of the year again, yay!
  

• feet are throbbing: I hope this person wasn't in need of medical advice.

• talking with mouth full fetish: Wha??? Is this an actual fetish? By the very definition of a fetish, it would mean that one could not become sexually aroused without...talking with their mouth full? Or, would it be that their partner would have to talk with their mouth full? Full of w h a t, exactly? I'm not sure why The Google thought I would know anything about this. I'm curious...yet sorta afraid of what I might find if I did a little further research. Would it be hypocritical of me to Google this after making fun of this person for Googling it? If anyone has any info, please share.
  

• keep fayetteville funky: Yes, let's.
  

What I did on my trip to Chicago.

Long time no see, internets! I have just now recovered enough to even mention my trip to Chicago last weekend. So here's the high points and the low down.

The Lincoln Park Zoo

Chicago-style deep dish pizza

Visiting with Possum's sister

Watching The FA Cup at The Globe Pub. Having at least five Stellas before noon.

The uber-touristy boat tour of the Chicago river and it's architectural landmark's. This first picture is a picture of me and Possum disembarking.

Eating way too much and drinking a pitcher of sangria at Cafe Iberico & Tapas Bar.

"Shear Madness" at The Chicago Theatre Downstairs. Especially when Tony threw candy at Possum and told him "no whispering!".

Chipotle burritos with a side of Possum's disdain for Chicago, Chicagoans and everything they stand for.

Gasey and Tammy and the joy of flying Southwest. Southwest is to airlines as Bonanza is to restaurants.

Good times, but glad to be home. Here's a picture of the fried catfish I made tonight!

What's Happenin'

• Congratulations Manchester United, Premiership Champions! After the draw against Arsenal this morning, there is just no way for Chelsea to catch 'em. I'm happy because I'm a Man Yoo fan, I like the players and their style of play is exciting(for the most part). Yet, I'm pretty disappointed that rivalry has been put to bed for the season. I adore Jose Mourinho, Chelsea's coach, and I don't like anything that encourages the rumors that he might be leaving. Chelsea fought hard, I want to see what Jose can do with them next season.

• Also, in football news...Forget Manchester United, Forget Chelsea...next season it's all about the promoted Sunderland and mean Roy Keane! Woo Hoo!

• In addition to being obsessed with the waning EPL season...Possum and I have been enjoying Soul Train reruns with the smove, smove Don Cornelius. Gotta love polyester!

• The saga of the name change is over, but the tediousness of notifying everyone who needs to be notified lingers on. But, the important thing is that my son and I both officially have my maiden name now. Yay!

• No strawberries yet, but they are coming right along. One basket looks great, but the other looks a little sad.

• Nicolas Sarkozy is the new President of France. I was rooting for the socialist woman. It's more fun saying Segolene Royal.
  

• I got an iPod Shuffle! Pink, of course.

• I just started reading A Miracle of Catfish by Larry Brown.

• I got bangs cut and I'm blonder.

So, that's the lowdown. Enjoy your Sunday evening. It's my girlie night...my neighbor and I watch Desperate Housewives and paint our toenails ;-)